Best Sex Toy Advent Calendars For Christmas 2026, From Ann Summers To Lovehoney

The weather outside might be frightful, but your bed is so delightful. The only thing that can make it any better is adding a sex toy into the mix.

They don’t call it the most wonderful time of the year for nothing. We’re cooped up inside, surrounded by mistletoe, what else are we supposed to do but make love, if not to a lover, then to ourselves?

Thankfully, there’s just the thing for that. While beauty Advent calendars top the market each year, I think there’s another kind of calendar that deserves to be given just as much attention: sex toy Advent calendars.

Behind each door you get a treat, not to put on your face, but to rest on your genitals or tickle or tie yourself with all over.

If that sounds like the kind of festive cheer you want to be having this Christmas 2026, keep reading for my round up of the best – tried and tested by me.

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I’ve been testing sex toy Advent calendars for the last three years now: first, for my podcast Sextras, then for Cosmpolitan, Women’s Health, and Men’s Health, and now in my role as Shopping Writer at HuffPost.

So, yeah, I reckon that means I know what I’m talking about. Having tested every one on the market, from Ann Summers to Lovehoney, Sinful, and Satisfyer, I know what makes a good sex toy Advent calendar.

To test each, I opened all of the doors at once (as early as August, sorry!) to see what they had to offer. I considered whether each was worth the price for the number of doors.

If I hadn’t already tried the main sex toys, I then used them to see what I thought (God, it’s trying). I also took into account whether the toys could be used together, with whom, if there was a good combination of toys for penises, vulvas, and couples, and how long I thought each toy would last for.

There was also material, power, and waterproofness to consider.

About me: I’m a 26 year old cis woman who is in a queer relationship. As a journalist who’s been writing and podcasting about sex and relationships for six years, I’ve tested probably thousands of sex toys at this point, both by myself and with a partner.

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The Advent might be 24 days, but this 12-day calendar has enough to keep you coming year-round.

’Tis the season to be horny, so tucked inside each individual frosty blue and gold box, you have 13 products that will improve your intimacy in one way or another.

For the clit owner, there’s a full-sized thrusting rabbit, mini magic wand, and G-spot vibrator.

You won’t have to choose between toys you use separately, either, because there’s plenty to keep you both toasty, even without a fire place.

Think: a vibrating rabbit-eared cock ring, which will get one of you there faster and keep the other harder for longer (not naming any names) along with a butt plug, flexible cock ring, and a bullet.

Should you have made their naughty list this year, there’s also all the makings of a beginner’s BDSM adventure, from a studded padel, to hand cuffs, and six ‘exploration’ cards that will help you sexplore your new bedmates.

Santa is going to put whoever named this 12 nights of ‘naughtiness’ (ick) on his sleigh and take them home to spank them with the padel.

Other than that, this calendar is the more affordable of the Ann Summers routes into WAP-land this Christmas.

It might only include mini toys, but they still pack enough power to get even the single gal’s bells a-jingling.

There’s a weeny rabbit, a G-spot wand, two bullets, and a magic wand that will have you reaching your O (Holy Night) faster than you can say ‘rudolph’.

Then, if you do happen to have another creature stirring in your house, there’s plenty to be shared with them, too: anal beads that attach to your bullet, a stretchy cock ring, and a stroker.

Don’t worry, you won’t have to get coal as a pressie, because the padel and silk tie will make up for all the punishing you missed.

Now that’s what I’m talking about. For lovers who have someone to trim their tree, this calendar has all the trimmings you could hope for.

Let’s start with something incredible: a Womanizer-shaped Christmas tree decoration, so you can tell the whole world what a wanker you are.

The stars of the show are clearly the Womanizer Liberty 2, which is loaded with the brand’s special Pleasure Air Technology suction power, and is worth £90 alone.

Then there’s the We-Vibe Sync Lite, a C-shaped toy that can be slipped down your chimney during penetrative sex to make sure your clit gets in on the action.

Where to start with the other 22 products? There are bullets, dildos, anal beads, butt plugs, and prostate massagers galore. Oh, and Santa baby, forgot to mention that little cock ring.

Or an O ring, attached to the end of a hog tie that can connect to your ankle and hand cuffs and turn you into the Christmas ham. That’s the spirit!