We might have seen a dramatic dip in the number of people having sex with each other over the last few years, but if there’s one thing we can count on, it’s that people will always find a way to get off.
Alongside the celibacy and boy sober trend, we’ve seen the rise of something more peculiar: romantasy fiction.
Sure, Heated Rivalry falls into its own category of erotica that features people you’ll never have sex with (because, well, they’re into each other) but this specific fantasy features characters outside the realm of humankind.
In case you’re not familiar, dragons, gargoyles, fairies, and other mystical creatures are becoming the subject of our horniness – and it’s caught on in the sex toy world.
As well as bookshops being stocked full of spicy romantasy novels, you can now buy a matching dildo or vibrator to go along with the story.
So you don’t have to do the work of trawling through sex toy sites, we’ve taken one for the team and found some of the best fantasy sex toys on the market today.
This way for your dark and handsome fire breathing dragon…
9 best fantasy sex toys to shop now
Don’t knock a glass sex toy until you try it. They might not vibrate, but they can add an exciting dose of stimulation to your solo play thanks to easily changing temperature.
Simply pop this dildo in a bowl of ice cold or lukewarm water to adapt it to your preferred temperature, and you’ll feel the ridges and bumps on the side of this dildo even more acutely.
Thanks to the loop at the bottom, this dildo is safe for vaginal and anal play (just make sure you keep hold of that loop to prevent any accidents) and it’s also extremely easy to clean.
If you’re not quite on board with a glass tentacle, perhaps this silicone grind pad will float your boat.
It’ll make for a bumpy ride, as it’s not only covered in plenty of discs that you’ll be able to feel while it’s inside you, but the whole thing is loaded with five vibration speeds and five patterns, all powered by a remote control so you won’t have to budge from your stoop to up the ante.
We’re all on our own personal quests; if yours is conquering a fire-breathing dragon, today is your lucky day.
Covered in hundreds of scales, this girthy dildo boasts seven inches of textured length for penetration that will send you flying.
You’ll need to quench its burn with plenty of water-based lube, but even if you can’t take its whole shape, it makes an excellent grinding toy.
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You know the phrase ‘rise like a phoenix from the ashes’? Yeah, well that will take on a whole new meaning for you after using this toy.
As well as a pointed shaft that leads to several inches of ribbing, the dildo suddenly blooms into a pair of wide bulging balls (if you can take them).
Ever dreamed of being penetrated by a grotesque Orc? It’s not his schlong we’re talking about, but instead his tusks that emanate from his jaw.
Use this alongside a clit suction vibrator to get as close to you can as double stimulation from the Orc, or rely on that second tusk to rub against your clit or perineum for a blended orgasm that will thrust you into another dimension.
Float away into sweet dreams with this pastel clouds-coloured unicorn dildo.
Those bulbous ridges last for a whole 7.3 inches, getting thicker the further you get, so you can slide your way towards orgasmic delight in no time at all.
Take yourself to the limit with this 10 inch dildo, which is coated in veins and ends in a three inch-wide knot. Intense.
Its tip is tapered, so you’ll have no problem getting at least the first few inches inside, but you’ll definitely want to load up on lube to avoid the burn further down.
If the sound of a tentacle slithering its way into your insides turns you on, good news.
Wrapped around an 8.5 inch shaft is a curly wurly cephalopod, which feels great as the toy slides in and out of you.
That suction cup is plenty wide, which means it sticks to whatever surface you like, and also makes it suitable for anal and vaginal play.
Calling all girth lovers. There couldn’t be a better way to get your width in that with this inflatable dildo, which comes with a pump to expand inside you and stretch you out.
It comes with a cock ring, to keep the air in there, and you might even want to pair it with a clit vibrator for double the fun.
